The Telephone Supplications
Picking up the receiver of Love, I dial God, Pleasure and Happiness. The lamenting dial tone eagerly waits So as to turn mellow to the hopeless ears. Through the mouthpiece of Beelzebub, I send my supplications along the line of whores. Sorted in the switching center of brothels, They go through mosques and shrines of hate. 'It's a long-distance call, too long to get across. The called party is asleep after a long orgy, The calling party, you, seems drunk. Please dial the toll free Pain, Nice Day!'